Flamingo Funeral & Tales from the Land of Tea Cakes and Whiskey is not a book
depicting the genteel South of mint juleps on the front porch and Southern
Belles. This is a book of stories about the hard drinking, hard living South.
It is filled with characters like the worn and weary Jolene who discovers
“being crazy is the easiest job {she} ever had,” and Ree Lambert whose wish to
be left alone leads her to do the unthinkable.
Lidge poured Vernon a decent
shot of Jack Daniels and filled the rest of his glass with Coke.
Jolene, not one to be
left out, emptied her glass and clinked the ice cubes before setting it down in
front of Lidge.
“Me, too,” she smiled.
Damned if she aint
downright pretty when she smiles.
Jolene had had a hard
life. She was forty-three years old and looked every day of it plus some. She
was what people meant when they said, It aint the years, it’s the miles.
Jolene had been a lot of miles. Hard living and drinking had done its duty on
her face, but anyone could see the ghost of her beauty haunting her high cheek
bones and long neck. She had not gotten fat like many of the women she had gone
to school with, and had retained her slim frame, though there was not one ounce
of muscle to be found on it. Still, she looked good in jeans. Jeans and a tank
top were her usual attire because the heat in southern Alabama was unmerciful
most of the year. In cool weather, she wore the same uniform with a sweater
thrown over it for the cold, adding a jacket when the weather reached its
coldest.
Jolene had not worked in
years. She once had a job at Clayville’s sewing factory, which she hated. One
day she couldn’t take it any longer and walked out. She got the idea from one
of her cousins who had been to Vietnam. She could get help from the government
if they thought she was crazy. When her cousin had come back from the war, he
really was crazy. The government paid for his housing, food and nearly
everything else he needed. Jolene called him up and asked where he went to get
his “crazy check.” He gave her all the details.
Jolene worked out a
plan.
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